By CATAdvanced Cash
We'd nearly lost one of the basic joys of childhood. Years of socialization have lead us to pick our scabs in private shame. We've been forced to hide away our scab jars (What?! You DID have a scab jar didn't you?). That day is over. Today, with the marvels of technology we can pick at our scabs once again. We can fill our scab jars to the brim. And we can do it wherever we are, whenever we want. Scab picking has entered the 21st century. iScab is not so much a game as it is a return to a favorite pastime.
iHodor is a highly sophisticated artificial intelligence app. 12 years of research and vigorous testing have yielded a companion able to respond to a wide variety of stimuli. Poke him. Ask him a question. iHodor always has an answer. Throw away your old timey magic 8 ball. iHodor will tell you everything you want to know about a secret crush. iHodor will also engage in dinner conversations, look after cats, and be a shoulder to cry on. You can dump Siri and say hello to your new best friend, iHodor.